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Mayor Clovis D. Steer
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Welcome to Clovis-town – population 6

Clovis-town is the place where we at Bicycle Theory like to collect and share our personal insights, things we’ve found, and things we’ve tried. Oh, and we throw in some general office shenanigans for good measure.

Basically, Clovis-town is the sandbox for the kids at BT to play in. So if an when you’re ever in need of a break, some inspiration, or are just looking to kill some time, come on down to Clovis-town.  We’ll leave the server on for ya’!


CLOVIS FAQS

Why did you name a boy ‘Clover’?
We didn’t. His name is CLOVIS .

What did you name him Clovis?
We didn't. His mother did. But, in Bovine, Clovis means ‘big-time @$$-kicker’.

Who is Clovis?
Clovis is a cow. Well, he’s technically a steer. But, he is also Bicycle Theory’s mascot.

Why did BT choose a cow as your mascot?
He makes our tagline sound clever.

How does a cow relate to bicycles?
We don't know. It's uncanny, really – bicycles just seem to open right up to him.

Does Clovis have any hobbies?
He really enjoys poppin' wheelies and chewin' the cud - watermelon Big League Cud, most especially.

Do you milk Clovis?
No. Clovis is a boy cow.

Why is he named Clovis?
He's named after his great-great-grandfather Clovis.

What did his great-great-grandfather do?
He was a bull. But not just any bull. He was THE bull. All the ladies loved Clovis – and they still do!

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